Sunday, April 19, 2009

Trip to the Dead Sea

To both of our amazement, we were actually pretty busy over Pesach and had a lot of fun! The Seder was still a bummer for me, ending in record time of about half an hour, but the rest of the Chag was really fun.

We visited a few old friends that we hadn't seen in a while, one in Ashdod near Gaza, who is a friend of Idan's way back from his army days. We also met up with our old neighbors, who had just moved into a house that we had considered a few months back...it is the weirdest thing with us, we are always interested in the same homes! They almost took the one we live in now, we almost took the one they just moved into, we both wanted the same house two years ago (before we met--the owner was obnoxious and the deal fell through) and we were next dor neighbors in the same apartment/house that we just moved out of...I wonder if the universe is telling us something?
Last week we went to the Dead Sea area for hiking and camping. The hiking lasted all of one short hike (mabye a kilometer each way) up to Mt. Sodom. We had intended to visit the Flour Caves, but just our luck, it was closed due to a collapse!

So we did the hike and Kiri, our oldest dog, spent the entire way down walking rrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyy slowly and limping a bit, so we used the excuse not to hike anymore (well more I went along with Idan for the benefit of the dog, but still...)





It was a beautiful hike, as all hikes are, but there is something special about the desert. Plus, the last time I was there, I had gotten in trouble for something and was not allowed to join my classmates on the hike, so I made up for a missed opportunity...





In the background of the photo, you can see the Dead Sea. Idan and I both gasped with disbelief at how much of the Dead Sea was gone due to over harvesting...ever since I remember, there were actually 2 Deas Seas (separated in the pasy few decades due to man's rediculous notion of money being more important that the Earth that sustains us), but this time, it was really scary. The gap between the seas was huge!

After the hike we drove down to Maktesh Katan (the Little Crater, or as the sign says, the little Maktesh :) where we decided not to camp.











So, we drove back up to the Dead Sea, stopped to check out what happens when one doesn't heed God's warnings...see if you can guess who this is...





...and found the PERFECT spot to camp. I spent the first hour a bit freaked that it would flood right where we were, as two rivers convereged there when it rains, but the forecast only called for rain the next morning, so I chilled and enjoyed the beauty!




We built a lovely fire (more Idan built and I enjoyed the warmth)













...and Mica spent the night on guard for bad guys, who might dare to attack.
I doubt anyone would be that stupid with a dog like Mica guarding us.

Kiri, on the other hand, was out like shout...she barely moved the rest of the trip. Someones's getting old!
















The next morning we watched the sun rise over Jordan...









Then hauled it before the rains came and flash floods hit...








Overall, we had a lot of fun, didn't get eaten by any scorpions, and agreed that we have to do this more often!











So, we had a really fun Pesach break, and now, it is taking all of my willpower to get back on schedule and work...Thank goodness I love my job, or this would be impossible! Se la vie...


Wednesday, April 8, 2009

So, a quick update on life...Pretty great, personally that is. We are both doing really well, a few weeks ago we went to a lovely cabin up North for the weekend and next weeks we will go to the desert for some hiking and camping and a stop at the Dead Sea on the way home, so we have been doing some fun stuff lately.

Tonight is the first night of Pesach, my favorite holiday on the Jewish calendar, and one of the times when I get most homesick for the real Seders that we used to have at home. Here they run through it to get to dinner, always a shame for me. Amy, we will have to do this next time we see each other, and even though it may not be on Pesach, it will be just as fun and spiritual as we will do it right!

Things have been interesting here in Israel. Due to overwhelming anti-Israel sentiments and anti-Semitism in the world, especially during our last war, as well having to deal with non-stop terrorism (for which we are always the bad guys, I really dont get it) the Israeli population voted right wing for these elections. Now our Prime Minister is a rat that we had about 10 years ago and failed miserably, our Foreign Minister is a fascist...no joke, Idan and I also call him a ben zonah (son of a @#$%^). He strongly believes in transferring the Arabs out of Israel and is just an absloutely evil man (just look in his eyes).

Anyhoo, out of this mess came yet another sign of Israeli resilience, which I will share with you now. Here, we laugh at our problems, sometimes going a bit overboard, but I guess its a defense mechanism...below is the link to a hilarious song that one of our comedy shows wrote to the rest of the world about getting attacked by rockets ans the non-stop targetting of Israeli citizens by the terrorists. I have translated whatever is in Hebrew, and hope you are able to see the humor in this as we do. Idan and I have watched this numerous times, always cracking up from it, so enjoy. As a sarcastic song, they pretend to have terrible English and play on every stereotype out there, so don't take too much offense, cuz we are all bashed in it :)

It's called "someone throws on you Til" by Xplain (rocket): http://www.mako.co.il/tv-erez-nehederet/fd82c9a2478a8110/Article-f85dd0df440de11004.htm

I wake up in the morning and suddenly fall on me TIL (Rocket)
How would you feel if someone throws on you TIL (Rocket)
This is not what we built the Jewish State for לא בשביל זה בנינו בית יהודי

The children theysit in M.M.D (Bomb shelters)
We cant go to MAKOLET (local grocer), we cant go to school
But you don't understand because you live LACHEM BECHUL (outside the country)

How would you feel if in Paris they throw on you TIL (Rocket)
You ask for croissant but instead they throw on you TIL (Rocket)

Our army is the most moral in the world, at least in the five most moral of all (armies), we can close on the the most moral in the region...הכי מוסרי בעולםאו לפחות בין החמישה המוסריים מכולםטוב אולי אפשר לסגורעל הכי מוסרי באזור

They throw on us TILIM (Rockets),
we come with METOSIM (Airplanes)
But remember who started shooting on EZRACHIM (Citizens)

How do you feel if in London they shoot on EZRACHIM (Citizens)
You want LASHUT (to sail) in the TEMZA (Thames river) but instead they shoot on EZRACHIM (Citizens)

If you ask why we fight,we say:They started
If you ask why we bomb we say:They started
If you ask what we want we say.....(basically uhhhhhh...)

It's so hard when there is TZEVA ADOM (the color RED, ie, sirens for an incoming rocket attack)We have to house citizens from the South (in the North)לארח תושבות מהדרום
They walk naked in the house, they are so MISKENOT (unfortunate- here it is specifically relating to girls- and at that, pretty women)
Because a Grud missile fell on their clothing closet גראד פגע להן בחדר ארונות

You support us or we take Benayun from Liverpool (A major Israeli soccer player in England)
And we tell Noa Tishbi to take back BETIPUL (the Israeli created tv show, In Treatment)
We take Bar Refaeli, נשאיר את ליאו בלי כלוםand we'll leave Leo with nothing
Lets see him dating with Um Kultum (a famous female Muslim singer)
How do you feel if Leo was dating Um Kultum
And in "Sports Illustrated" instead of Bar there's Um Kultum (in Hijab)

Look on us
Look on them
Who looks more like YOU? מי יותר דומה לכם
We have McDonalds
Soon H&M
They haven't even gotten Suduch yet (some Iraqi food- A play on the War in Iraq)

If your not for us, there will be no choice,
We will remind you what it was like in the Cold War Europe
"Fire Brothers, Fire (the DJ in the background)"שריפה אחים שריפה
I think the point is clear...

Now you know how it feels if someone throws on you TIL (rocket)

I hope they know how it feels if someone throws on you TIL (rocket)

Support us, Hate them!X-Plain!